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September 11, 2007, 08:26:09 AM - ORIGINAL POST -

Read September 11, 2007, 08:29:47 AM #1

The major tenets of Rislimism are set forth in 10 commandments:

1. Rislim -Remix- is above all, and thou shalt place (or play) no songs before it.
2. Rislim -Remix- was bestowed unto us by Konami with a specific experience in mind.
3. Thou shalt listen to Rislim -Remix- exclusively with headphones.
4. Listening to Rislim -Remix- in the presence of other people is strictly forbidden; Rislim -Remix- was intended to be experienced privately.
5. Thou shalt play Rislim -Remix- at 2:00 AM. Abscence of any cares in the world is also encouraged.
6. Thou shalt stay up late during the summer watching the Rislim -Remix- video over and over and over. Losing a grip on your sanity will almost certainly follow.
7. Thou shalt walk outside barefoot until your feet become slightly damp and you become a little bit cold. Then thou shalt come inside, wrap up in a blanket, and play Rislim -Remix-.
8. Thou shalt resist temptation to play Rislim -Remix- until the summer, lest the song's purity (or your "Rislim -Remix- virginity") become tainted. Similarly, thou shalt not play Rislim -Remix- if it appears on any style BESIDES 9th, as that is the way the song was intended to be played. To a lesser extent, the same goes for "quasar."
9. If your name is Boxthor, thou shalt not burst anyone's bubble about the fact that you recorded that video in the middle of the afternoon and you were extremely aggravated, as that would bring the very structure of Rislimism tumbling down.
10. Rislim -Remix- is the one true Song, and the Prophet bestowed upon us these Commandments so that we may better ourselves by Its presence in our lives.

Read September 11, 2007, 08:35:07 AM #2

i especially agree with rule 9
Read September 11, 2007, 02:53:27 PM #3

Hmm.. I felt this way during summer. -_-
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