Heh. I'd probably be up for that. My typical weekly jogs are around 5k.

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Monkey bars and car tires while wearing coconut bikinis O_o?

5k Run with Mines? 

YES I WOULD TOTALLY DO THIS, HOLY CRAP. email me venomous tree monster gmail, or like laura and many folks have my phone number

How much running is actually required? I have the problem of not breathing very well if I run (as opposed to walk very, very quickly) for too long, but I can sprint and the obstacles sound like a blast.